By now, you've seen the Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video. It's Tom's career Katrina. But unless you're a member of the cult of Scientology, understanding the lingo Tom uses in the video to describe the cult is impossible. The Derobers have put together an abridged version of the cult's video complete with steaming definitions of Cruise's Scientologese. You will find this video nowhere else. Enjoy Scientology: Defined. (Oh, and digg the shit out of this. We want everyone on this planet to know exactly how crazy Cruise is.

Summary: Crazy Cruise is a nutjob!