Wow, what a weekend. Who'd a thunk that in just a few days so much celebrity drama could go down? That's right, if you already haven't heard DMX tried to pull a Vick, Nick Hogan is in critical condition after a wreck and Owen Wilson tried to end it all.
Let's get started shall we?
DMX Vick?

For DMX, 2006 was the Year of the Dog; 2007 is shaping up to be the year of being dogged.
The rapper and actor, who remains on the lam in New York, could be persona non grata in Arizona after investigators found a stockpile of guns and a dozen "distressed" pit bulls at his home in the Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek.
The Maricopa County Sheriff's Department raided the property Friday morning and seized the animals, which were then turned over to a shelter.
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Nick Hogan Accident

Hulk Hogan's son, Nick, was seriously injured in a car accident tonight in Clearwater, Fla.
Law enforcement tells TMZ the accident occurred around 7:31 PM ET. According to police, a Toyota Supra, driven by Nick Bollea (Hogan's real name), was traveling at a very high rate of speed when it lost control and hit a raised median. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact, we're told, "destroyed the entire car." The two male occupants were flown by Medivac helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in St. Petersburg. We're told both men had "very very serious" injuries.
Full StoryOwen Wilson Suicide Attempt

Wilson was transported to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica , Calif. on Sunday, August 26, by ambulance. Sources tell the ENQUIRER and Star that he sliced his left wrists and took an indeterminate amount of pills.
He was discovered by a family member who summoned help.
Police and an ambulance responded to a 911 call from Owen’s house around noon on Sunday.
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