#10 Darth Vader Punks - Take about a great fortress to watch porn in. And you know the dark side makes great porn.
#9 MTV Movie Awards Revenge Of The Sith Spoof - This is the only time in Jimmy Fallon's career that he has ever been funny. And he will never be funny ever again. Are you listening, NBC?
#8 Star Wars: The Musical - How is Star Wars not a musical on Broadway? And how is there not Star Wars museum. And where the hell is my Star Wars theme park!!!
#7 Star Wars Explained By A Three-Year-Old - It almost makes more sense when she explains it. I still don't understand what that Bobba Fett guy was all about.
#6 Yoda Gets His Rap On - Yoda could re-invent rap with his backwards talking, 40 oz. of force sipping style. A gangster is helpless against the powers of the force.
#5 Darth Vader Has A Case Of The Blues - No arms and legs and the rest of your body is burned too. I'd be pretty depressed too.
#4 Family Guy Tie Fighter Scene - If my memory serves me right, this was one of the only funny moments in the Family Guy Star Wars special. What the hell happened to that show? It used to be funny.
#3 Darth Vader Hates Cell Phones - The only thing he hates more is lava. That stuff really ruined his sex life.
#2 Darth Vader Calls The Emperor - I'm starting to get the feeling that the Emperor is very self-centered. It's like all he cares about is controlling the universe and shit.
#1 Star Wars Sexual Innuendo - Before his tragic case of Kermit the Frog voice and turkey neck, George Lucas must've been a sexual dynamo.
Most of us put our pants on one leg at a time but that doesn't mean you can't add some style to it. Thanks to College Humor for the phat urban pant gymnastics.
Via BWE, the "SadKermit" people who brought us lovable Muppet mensch Kermit The Frog singing "Hurt" and "Something I Can Never Have" present Kermit once again singing one of the saddest songs ever: the late Elliott Smith's heroin lament "Needle In The Hay." This could have been a cheap joke, but it's actually very well done (Kermit's double-tracked voice, the re-enactment of the Royal Tennenbaums suicide scene which also used the song). "Needle In The Hay" is a song it's almost impossible to hear without crying a little, and I did, but I also had to have a giggle at the part of the song that usually slays me the most: "You oughta be proud that I'm getting good marksssssssssss."
While South Park has created a diverse set of cultural icons, such as the Talking Christmas Poo and Underpants Gnomes, true geeks love the show for its sci-fi, gaming and internet references. Insider wants to share our favorite moments that have caused nerds to forever rue the day they purchased that rack-mounted Linux server instead of TiVo.
10. Make Love, Not Warcraft (episode 1008) References: MMORPGs in general, World of Warcraft, and anyone who actually knows what MMORPG stands for.
Who wouldn't want a sword with 120 damage per second?
9. Starvin' Marvin In Space (episode 311) References: Return of the Jedi, Empire Strikes Back
Sally Struthers, who looks and talks like Jabba the Hutt, has Kenny frozen in carbonite. For the sake of the children.
8. Mecha-Streisand (episode 112). References: Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
Barbara Streisand becomes a mechanical beast with a desire to control the world. She can only be stopped by Mecha Robert Smith. We hope to hear their duets album soon.
7. City On the Edge Of Forever (episode 207) References: Star Trek
Just as we saw in the original Star Trek series, a nameless character in a red uniform is devoured and forgotten like last year's Halloween candy.
6. Towelie (episode 508) References: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The very stoned towel, who admits to being the "worst character ever," reminds the boys, "don't forget to bring your towel".
5. Guitar Queer-0 (episode 1113) References: Guitar Hero, the musical stylings of Kansas
This flawless look at everyone's favorite simulated guitar game has only one drawback: you will have Kansas' Carry On My Wayward Son stuck in your head for 6000 years.
4. Trapper Keeper References: Terminator, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Akira (clip NSFW if work has an issue with softcore cartoon sex, and if they do, switch jobs.)
As Cartman is absorbed with the hyper-technological Trapper Keeper, he swells into an enormous blob, just like the character Tetsuo in the groundbreaking graphic novel Akira.
3. Canada on Strike (episode 1204)
References: Painful Internet fads
In one room, the boys encounter every Internet fad your parents have emailed you in the past year. Wait, you don't remember Star Wars Kid? Yes, I did just do that.
2. Good Times with Weapons (episode 801) References: Street Fighter
After buying weapons at the county fair, the boys are transformed to Manga-style Ninjas. Sadly, we are forced to see Cartman's over-enhanced manga-man boobs.
Somewhere, someone will develop a drinking game based on how many characters they can identify from horror movies, video game, tv shows, or sci-fi movies that appear at a blinding pace in these three episodes. Here the Council of Nine meets, in a scene reminiscent of the Council of Elrond from the Lord of the Rings. Even here, Butters is dressed freakishly like Aqua-man.
Whether you're religious or not this is definately something that you may want to at least take a look at. Hell is very real, it is not meant for any of us, but so many of us might end up there which is really sad.
So, keep an open mind and take a look at what Bill has to say. You don't have to believe him, but its worth listening to because it just might change your life. -Brad
Bill Wiese saw the searing flames of hell, felt total isolation, and experienced the putrid and rotting stench, deafening screams of agony, terrorizing demons, and finally, the strong hand of God lifting him out of the pit. "Tell them I am coming very, very soon!" Wiese’s visit to the devil’s lair lasted just twenty-three minutes, but he returned with vivid details etched in his memory. Since this life-changing ordeal, he has spent the last seven years studying the Scriptures to find answers and has listed more than 150 Bible verses referencing hell.
Everyone is curious about the afterlife, and now Wiese shares his insights to commonly asked questions such as: * Is hell a literal burning place? * Where is hell? * Do you have a body in hell? * Are there Degrees of punishment in hell? * Are there children in hell? * Can Demons torment people in hell? * Can "good" people go to hell?
"Even if you don’t believe my story, I hope you will believe the Scriptures and avoid hell just the same."
For those of you on facebook and who would like to do something special as a memorial a few members from the Back to Westroads Mall Shooting Victim Memory Group group are planning to setup a memorial inside Von Maur on it's re-opening day (date to be announced).
Several people were shot this afternoon when a gunman opened fire in the Westroads Mall. The shots rang out shortly before 2 p.m. at the Von Maur store. At least one person is dead from a self-inflicted gunshot.
Authorities were looking for the gunman but officials say the threat has been stabilized. It is not clear if the person who shot himself was the gunman.
The mall was locked down was the initial shooting report came out but several people got out of the building shortly after the gunfire and many others followed. Up to five people were reportedly shot. There was a report of CPR being performed on one person.
Law enforcement officers converged on the scene. The police helicopter circled overhead. Members of the Emergency Response Unit were on the scene with guns drawn.
One witness told us she heard approximately 12 gunshots. Other witnesses told us they heard at least that many shots fired.
"Connie", a Westroads shopper we spoke with on the phone, tells us she heard the shots on the third floor of the mall. She said she hid and waited until the gunfire stopped and then crawled out of the building.
The person with the self-inflicted gunshot wound, was found dead near the Von Maur customer service department.
Two people were taken into custody near a bus stop but it was not clear if those men were connected to the shootings.
A witness tells us that the shooter pointed a gun over a third-floor railing in the mall and opened fire. That witness says one person was shot in the head.
Two busloads on witness were gathered together as authorities tried to figure out what happened.
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