I work at a hospital in Omaha - NO I am NOT a nurse but I can play one if you want me too.JK
I have a one year old beagle named Ellie May, but no children.
TURN ON'S
Jeep Wranglers, laughter and someone who can make me laugh, confidence, Bon Jovi (do you see a trend here?).
TURN OFF'S
Big beer bellies, big egos, people who lost it a long time ago and don't realize it (i.e. 40+ year old men who still think they can get the 21 year old hot girl when they so can't anymore), foreigners that treat women like they are still in the country from where they came from (my FORMER pig of a boss),