So I tried hitting on your friend Daniel that has oodles of pictures of girls on his profile and I think he's attractive. Then he tells me that he may or may not be involved in some sort of relationship with someone. I'm not sure what to think! I'm going to try and make it to your event on the 22nd.
Really? That's news to me. Tell him to get out of the closet and to go on a date with you. ;)