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Most of us put our pants on one leg at a time but that doesn't mean you can't add some style to it. Thanks to College Humor for the phat urban pant gymnastics. ... Read More
Scenes I hope pop up as my life flashes before my eyes. Numbers 1-25: 1. Hank banging a bowl with a spoon on the kitchen floor 2. Cutting the cake with Bryan 3. Hot dog in Reykjavik at midnight, full sun 4. Cracking open a book with my name on the cover 5. Dancing on the bar at the office party 6. Jumping off the high dive terrified 7. Cheering Kazakhstan at the Olympics 8. Writing the very last check on our credit card debt 9. Seeing van Gogh’s Starry Night 10.... Read More
Whether you're religious or not this is definately something that you may want to at least take a look at. Hell is very real, it is not meant for any of us, but so many of us might end up there which is really sad. So, keep an open mind and take a look at what Bill has to say. You don't have to believe him, but its worth listening to because it just might change your life. -Brad MP3: http://spiritlessons.com/Documents/BillWise_AllTrac ks.mp3 Bill Wiese sa... Read More
Me: Shit. It’s dark. Melissa: I know! And the banks are super high. Do they just have enormous plows? Me: Yeah. Melissa: And it’s totally deserted. This is so strange. Me: I’m cool. I’ll just consume your flesh while I wait for rescue. Melissa: Yeah, which part should you start with? Me: Which limb do you use least? Melissa: Help arrives like minutes later, and you’re hunched over my body. Me: I’m like, “Whaa?” Melissa: OK. So it’s true we just had dinner, but I... Read More
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)... Read More
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