Ha, this is great. Taken from here.

By now, I am sure most of you have heard the Tim Tebow vs. Chuck Norris
comparison on ESPN after Chuck Norris sent a letter - check that, fax - of
congratulations to Tebow after he won the Heisman. What? Total douche bag.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. That's where Sammy comes in. Tim,
Chuck – take our guy. We dare you.

Exactly how bad is Bo
Pelini…………………



If Bo Pelini was gay, his name would be Tim
Tebow.

Bo Pelini’s parents threw him a surprise birthday party when he
was young. Once.

Bo Pelini only masturbates to pictures of Bo
Pelini.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Pelini now
lives in Nebraska.

Bo Pelini can get McDonald’s breakfast after
10:30.

Pelini makes Chuck Norris sit down to pee.

Before Tim Tebow goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for
Bo Pelini.

Bo Pelini does not tea-bag the ladies. He potato-bags
them.

Bo Pelini could kill Chuck Norris nine different ways with his
headset and four different ways with his play chart.

Bo Pelini sleeps
with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is
afraid of Bo Pelini.

Bo Pelini can touch MC Hammer.

People wear
Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Bo Pelini pajamas to bed.

Bo
Pelini's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Bo
Pelini.

Bo Pelini was originally cast as the main character in 24, but
was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save
the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Bo Pelini doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.

Bo
Pelini used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following him to
close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

They say that Superman's
only weakness is kryptonite. Bo Pelini laughs at Superman for having a
weakness.

Bo Pelini's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because
Bo
Pelini will not take shit from anyone.

Bo Pelini once partook in a
pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.

Bo Pelini's
wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says,
"Time to kick ass."

Bo
Pelini once worked as weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Each night the
forecast was ’partly cloudy with a 75% of pain.’

Hellen Keller’s favorite
color is Bo Pelini.

Bo Pelini recently had an idea to sell his urine in a
can. Now it is known as Red Bull.

When Bo Pelini stares at Iowa, he gets
popcorn.

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It is also what Bo
Pelini calls the opponents laying in his front yard.

Bo Pelini doesn't
write down plays in his defensive playbook. He stares it down and the plays
write themselves.

One time, Bo Pelini stubbed his toe and wiped out the
entire state of Ohio.

Bo Pelini eats steak every meal. Most times he
forgets to kill Bevo first.

And finally. In a fight between Tim Tebow and
Chuck Norris - the winner is......... Bo Pelini.

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