*My son is 15, I am pretty sure he would be gettin' a hurtin' if he did this too me!*

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to
see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then
she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Mom:

It
is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact
that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't
worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Jon


P.S. Mom, none
of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

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