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Sometimes the butt seems to break off communication with the brain. The brain has laid down the ground rules about when it's acceptable for the butt to release the gas, but the butt gets lazy. Or the butt weakens over time from a poor diet and heavy prescription drug use. Perhaps the butt is more powerful than the brain. We only use 10% of our brains, but as far as I can tell we use 100% of our butts. For these celebrities, a lifetime of crafting that perfect public image is lost when a flatus i... Read More

Offices are basically like prisons. You're confined in a small space next to somebody you don't really like and you typically get raped by your boss everyday ... in a metaphorical sense. The food sucks and you're forced to do work you don't want to do. Now if all offices were like female prisons, that's a whole different story. Being in the presence of daily cat fights and hot naked showering is a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

#10 The Laptop Toss - Soon to be a true sporting ev... Read More

20. Brad Renfro

1998- He was arrested after he was pulled over in Tennessee because police found cocaine and marijuana in his pants and socks. Sadly, he died of an accidental heroin overdose in 2008.
19. Paul Reubens

Better known by his character name “PeeWee Herman”, Reubens was arrested in 1971 for possession and then famously was arrested for indecent exposure in 1991. I still think of him every time I hear the song “Tequila.” (You know, the dance on the bar with the wh... Read More

#10 Darth Vader Punks - Take about a great fortress to watch porn in. And you know the dark side makes great porn.




#9 MTV Movie Awards Revenge Of The Sith Spoof - This is the only time in Jimmy Fallon's career that he has ever been funny. And he will never be funny ever again. Are you listening, NBC?




#8 Star Wars: The Musical - How is Star Wars not a musical on Broadway? And how is there not Star Wars museum. And where the hell is my Star Wars them... Read More