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The blizzard raged on outside, it was all he could do to keep warm in the small cave.  The small fire crackled and embers floated occasionally toward the ceiling.  The meager warmth and light it provided would have to be enough, even with the flurry of snow outside; he couldn’t take any chance of being discovered.   For all the bad luck he had endured for the past two months, the last day had given him some of the best luck to date.  Without the blizzard, his pursuers would s... Read More

#10 Darth Vader Punks - Take about a great fortress to watch porn in. And you know the dark side makes great porn.




#9 MTV Movie Awards Revenge Of The Sith Spoof - This is the only time in Jimmy Fallon's career that he has ever been funny. And he will never be funny ever again. Are you listening, NBC?




#8 Star Wars: The Musical - How is Star Wars not a musical on Broadway? And how is there not Star Wars museum. And where the hell is my Star Wars them... Read More

I have a weird addiction to the History Channel. I must not be the only dork out there who has this same addiction, because as far as I know the History Channel does pretty well. I'm not that big of a dork to keep the station afloat myself.


Don't judge me. History is cool!!!

I didn't begin this to defend myself about watching the History Channel. I began it to tell you that we're all going to die horribly painful deaths, and it's going to happen a lot sooner than you think. We... Read More