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The star Wars kid has gotten a lot of shit over the years, mainly because he's not a professional. He simply didn't have the training necessary to pull off that fight sequence. On the other hand, there are lots of professionals who do have the training and simply lack the means to wield it. I'm talking about people like Aragorn, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Westley. If somehow you could only put a lightsaber in these fearsome warriors hands...Ugh, blogging. What am I even talking about? Let's just... Read More

Sometimes the butt seems to break off communication with the brain. The brain has laid down the ground rules about when it's acceptable for the butt to release the gas, but the butt gets lazy. Or the butt weakens over time from a poor diet and heavy prescription drug use. Perhaps the butt is more powerful than the brain. We only use 10% of our brains, but as far as I can tell we use 100% of our butts. For these celebrities, a lifetime of crafting that perfect public image is lost when a flatus i... Read More

#10 Darth Vader Punks - Take about a great fortress to watch porn in. And you know the dark side makes great porn.




#9 MTV Movie Awards Revenge Of The Sith Spoof - This is the only time in Jimmy Fallon's career that he has ever been funny. And he will never be funny ever again. Are you listening, NBC?




#8 star Wars: The Musical - How is star Wars not a musical on Broadway? And how is there not star Wars museum. And where the hell is my star Wars them... Read More