Jose
and Carlos are panhandlers......they panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house
and has a lot
of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long
and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'. Jose says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?...
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Ha, this is great. Taken from here.
By now, I am sure most of you have heard the Tim Tebow vs. Chuck Norris
comparison on ESPN after Chuck Norris sent a letter - check that, fax - of
congratulations to Tebow after he won the Heisman. What? Total douche bag.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. That's where Sammy comes in. Tim,
Chuck – take our guy. We dare you.
Exactly how bad is Bo
Pelini…………………
If Bo Pelini was gay, his name would be Tim...
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