Title: Driving While Dark
Tags: driving while dark
Blog Entry: Me: Shit. It’s dark. Melissa: I know! And the banks are super high. Do they just have enormous plows? Me: Yeah. Melissa: And it’s totally deserted. This is so strange. Me: I’m cool. I’ll just consume your flesh while I wait for rescue. Melissa: Yeah, which part should you start with? Me: Which limb do you use least? Melissa: Help arrives like minutes later, and you’re hunched over my body. Me: I’m like, “Whaa?” Melissa: OK. So it’s true we just had dinner, but I was nervous! Me: I felt anxious! Melissa: Don’t judge me!
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