Title: The 10 Funniest Moments In Star Wars History
Tags: star wars history top 10
Blog Entry: #10 Darth Vader Punks - Take about a great fortress to watch porn in. And you know the dark side makes great porn. #9 MTV Movie Awards Revenge Of The Sith Spoof - This is the only time in Jimmy Fallon's career that he has ever been funny. And he will never be funny ever again. Are you listening, NBC? #8 Star Wars: The Musical - How is Star Wars not a musical on Broadway? And how is there not Star Wars museum. And where the hell is my Star Wars theme park!!! #7 Star Wars Explained By A Three-Year-Old - It almost makes more sense when she explains it. I still don't understand what that Bobba Fett guy was all about. #6 Yoda Gets His Rap On - Yoda could re-invent rap with his backwards talking, 40 oz. of force sipping style. A gangster is helpless against the powers of the force. #5 Darth Vader Has A Case Of The Blues - No arms and legs and the rest of your body is burned too. I'd be pretty depressed too. #4 Family Guy Tie Fighter Scene - If my memory serves me right, this was one of the only funny moments in the Family Guy Star Wars special. What the hell happened to that show? It used to be funny. #3 Darth Vader Hates Cell Phones - The only thing he hates more is lava. That stuff really ruined his sex life. #2 Darth Vader Calls The Emperor - I'm starting to get the feeling that the Emperor is very self-centered. It's like all he cares about is controlling the universe and shit. #1 Star Wars Sexual Innuendo - Before his tragic case of Kermit the Frog voice and turkey neck, George Lucas must've been a sexual dynamo.
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